but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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