Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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