Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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