Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
The feeling are messing with the penis
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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