I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Holy shit dude........stairs
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