Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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