Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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