noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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