Jerry, you need to find god
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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