I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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