Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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