oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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