Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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