i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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