they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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