Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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