Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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