Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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