Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Randomize
