Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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