I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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