Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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