she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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