You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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