I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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