ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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