there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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