It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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