ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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