Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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