Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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