Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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