Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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