I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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