how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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