Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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