I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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