She's JV to your varsity
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The air was thick with penises
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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