what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Enjoy the penises
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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