dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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