she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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