i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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