This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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