Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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