I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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