yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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