I feel like I'm in dance class right now
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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