was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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