Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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