My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Randomize
