Soap is not a condiment
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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