And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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