I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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