Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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